carypm:

dragqueenmerlin:

Just received my size 50 knitting needles in the mail, and I’m pretty sure these are weapons, not craft making tools

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The cat’s face

Person: Have you seen that episode where...
Me: I have seen every episode, go on

mormondad:

why the mcflurry spoon look like that

swagbat:

i want to meet him

swagbat:

i want to meet him

im just a lonely neon condom trying to make it in the big city