guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

nungers:

"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"

image

vinebox:

every guy on those speed dating shows on MTV in the early 2000s

letao:

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

letao:

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

im just a lonely neon condom trying to make it in the big city