*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*
"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"
every guy on those speed dating shows on MTV in the early 2000s
I’ll never get over how great this joke is.
- Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
- Marry them and start a family
- Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
- Make them strudel with no icing
- They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
- Take all six packets for yourself
- Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster