eggito:

eggito:

me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it

cexting:

the most inspirational tweet of our generation

cexting:

the most inspirational tweet of our generation


This is why you weren’t in the avengers

This is why you weren’t in the avengers

darrynek:

i threw a party once.  threw it really far.  like 200 feet

basedgaben:

When you find a fresh new reaction image and you search desperately for any possible way you can use it

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aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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im just a lonely neon condom trying to make it in the big city